"The Goal is to get us to the Federal Deficit Promised Land as quickly as possible! If we can't bankrupt the world, what the hell is the point of getting up in the morning?"
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"Now, don't get me wrong, economics is a complicated science, but TurboTax is on a whole fucking other level."
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"The important thing is to get my Cabinet Post so that I can Unionize every single profession in America. Do you know how much DUES that would be on a weekly and monthly basis? They--being the Workers and American Voters--could never vote us out of office if we took all of their dues involuntarily, kind of like Social Security or FICA, but different, because this would go directly into our political coffers and sometimes to our Organized Crime friends."
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"I am sick and tired of all of you people questioning my cabinet picks and acting like it's not a well-known fact everyone in Washington D.C. has numerous conflicts of interest and no one I'm friends with has paid any taxes they didn't have to pay since we showed up in this town. Look. We are all on The Take. We all Pay-to-Play. We all leave office and become Unregistered Lobbyists. I don't understand why all of a sudden people are looking for a higher standard than anything they've ever wanted before."
Now It's BiPartisan, More Nominee Problems Surface
Hilda Solis's Husband A Tax Cheat and Judd Gregg Staffer Involved In Pay-For-Play Probe
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