"I have found the gravyest train in the world. All I gotta do is keep popping kids out and the state keeps sending me money. I haven't worked since 1999, and blew all my fraudulently obtained disability money on plastic surgery so I could look more like Angelina Jolie. If I'm lucky more of my kids will turn out retarded or something--cha CHING!"
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"Hey! Has anyone checked to see if we've gotten some donations today? I wanted to get that new Leonardo DiCaprio DVD on the way home....Which kid is this again?"
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"You ruined my life. That's why I want to ruin 14 other lives. I can never fill the void of my dysfunctional childhood without ruining other people's childhoods. I don't know why you can't understand that!"
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"There there little cashcow...I need you to grow up big and needy, photogenic and crippled if possible."
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"Well, if there is anything to be gotten, I want some too...."
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"How is my little cashcow doing today?"
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"I hate my life and want to die. I'd rather go back to Iraq then deal with this freakshow."
OctoMom, Nadya Suleman, Versus the World
Round Two--Fight!
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