Sunday, September 14, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Attacks Sarah Palin in Myspace Rant

Lindsay Lohan Attacks Sarah Palin in Myspace Rant
for 24-Hours of Propaganda

Lindsay Lohan know's the world is a tough place because she has "been there".

Lindsay Lohan, one of Hollywood's best educated and most politically astute celebrities, isn't ready to jump on the Sarah Palin train just yet.

"I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin," Lohan wrote on her MySpace blog Sunday. "I couldn't be more supportive of a woman in office, but let's face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female," Lohan said...I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the 'lipstick on a pig' comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president," she added.

Lohan's life as a celebrity has perfectly conditioned her for a life in politics.

Although Lohan said she feels "it's necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman", Lohan believes that Palin -- the Incumbent Governor of Alaska -- isn't ready to run the country.

She said, "I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor, which is probably all she is qualified to be...Oh, and... Hint Hint Pali Pal - Don't pose for anymore tabloid covers, you're not a celebrity, you're running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!"

After a tough night discussing the "real issues" at a pro-Obama Underground Rally.

Lohan also referenced Palin's views on homosexuality.

"Is it a sin to be gay?" Lohan asked. "Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?...Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?"

In conclusion, Lohan cited an Associated Press story reporting that Palin's church advocates a conference about prayer curing homosexuality. Wrote Lohan: "Palin's Desire to "save and convert the gays" - really??"

It would be a travesty for all humanity if DJ Ronson was barred from ever coming back to America.

DJ Samantha Ronson--Lohan's reputed homosexual lover--also chimed in.

"Vote for obama!" Ronson wrote. "Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won't get renewed!!!"